Jingle Brell, by Croinc

[Mystical Ogre]

A wonderful ode to ninja-looters for the holidays.
It received several in-thread nominations, so here it is for your enjoyment!

Jingle Brell, Jingle Brell,
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to steal,
All your plat and gems away! HEY!
Jingle Brell, Jingle Brell,
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun an ass can have
in a pickup group all day!

Dashing to the zone,
It's not very far away,
Over the hills I go
Laughing all the way (HAHAH LOL HEHE)
All your plat in hand
Making my l00t phat
Who says an ML can't be an asshat!

OY!

Jingle Brell, Jingle Brell
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun a theif can have
in BoT all day, HEY!
Jingle Brell Jingle Brell
Jingle all the way!
I'm such an ass I think i'll apply to En-shad-owed today!

Now I got your plat,
My l00t is so phat,
Taking loot is fun,
Then I'm on the run,
Think I'll log out quick,
I am really bright,
Blame it on my little bro and things will be alright!

OY!

Jingle Brell Jingle Brell
Jingle all the way,
Haven't had this much fun since I got off E-bay..HEY!!
Jingle Brell Jingle Brell
Jingle all the way!
Think I'll find another group and steal their cash away!!!!!!

--By Croinc

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