Donut motherfucking training lesson 1....

[Winden]

Every shit ass job I ever worked for had some sort of training, videos, guys in suits with pointers, a piece of paper... SOMETHING!!!!

Evidently the head honcho's over at Dunkin Donuts don't have any sort of training material. Then again, they really shouldn't need any sort of training material. I mean, you pour the coffee, you toast the bagel, you microwave the sammich, you put the donuts in the bag. YET every fucking time I go to dunkin donuts and order a cup of francias vanilla coffee light and sweet I get a inch of sugar at the bottom of the damn cup!!

Now you say, well why don't you just shake the cup, just swirl it windy, just give it a little swirly swirl swirl. Well their cup lids aren't exactly leak proof damnit!! So the swirl means second degree burns on my hand as I try to cut across a four lane highway at morning rush hour!!! AHHHHHHHH Then you get to work, and you figure ohhh ... ohh the bitch much of forgot to put extra sugar in it because it tastes like a columbian washed his socks in it.

So you put extra sugar in it, find some sort of stir utensil at work. Which is usually a pen or in my case a 6 inch ratchet extension. YAY now my coffee is officially sweetened. But but... but.... its over sweetned now because their was already sugar lying dormant at the bottom of my cup, now I don't want my coffee. The coffee has turned into a diabetic nightmare and I'm able to hold the cup upside down without drippage because it has turned into over thickened devil giz.

OH well, no big deal... my coffee was bad. Least I have my yummy nummy boston cream donuts to be happy about. MMMM that chocolate icing with the the cake and the the vanilla pudding'ness. OH YEA... uh sorry. So you reach in the bag to retrieve the donuts only to realize they put them face down in the bag one on top of the other. So donut number one has suffered catastrophic failure because ITS SPOT WELDED TO THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING BAG WITH CHOCOLATE ICING. And donute number 2 is crazy glued to that donut because cross eyed don your local dunkin donuts window guy thinks icing down is the way to fucking go.

If im paying fucking 4 dollars a morning for coffee and two damn donuts can I at least have the coffee stirred and the fucking donuts not spunked together with doo doo butter. How much common sense does it take to say to yourself... Hmmm I put sugar in this coffee, and cream... maybe I should stir it. Or say to yourself.... I think icing is sticky, let me not put the donut in the bag icing side down so it doest look like a kaopectate starved farret went to town in the bottom of my fucking bag.

God I hate Dunkin Donuts...




Windance Warwillow
65 Ogre Warrior
Drunks of Tunare

[Klast Brell]

But how do you really feel about it?

[gineeva]

No offense..but your bad morning made mine better.

[foeham]

Let's see poeple are dieing , starving , sick , poor , and your whinning about your coffee , it should burn your pussy or dick off so you can't procreate.

[Zyllen]

You are allowed to check your order prior to:

a) Leaving the counter, if you go inside to make your purchase.
b) Pulling away from the drive through, if you elect that route.

[Shallon]

OR

You could spill scalding hot cofee all over yourself and sue Dunkin Doughnuts like that woman sued McDonalds for! Just be sure to say the WARNING: HOT marks werent visible as you held the cup in your lap. You could end up with millions!

[hairpull]

So you put extra sugar in it, find some sort of stir utensil at work.

I saw some hidden camera footage on FOX where some dood did that. Not a pretty sight.

[EQLizard]

Your posts make me happy #=D