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http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/20/polit ... oref=login
Now, Dr. Dobson said, SpongeBob's creators had enlisted him in a "pro-homosexual video," in which he appeared alongside children's television colleagues like Barney and Jimmy Neutron, among many others. The makers of the video, he said, planned to mail it to thousands of elementary schools to promote a "tolerance pledge" that includes tolerance for differences of "sexual identity."
On Wednesday however, Paul Batura, assistant to Mr. Dobson at Focus on the Family, said the group stood by its accusation.

"We see the video as an insidious means by which the organization is manipulating and potentially brainwashing kids," he said. "It is a classic bait and switch."
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Watching cartoons makes you gay now, sweet!
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Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble made me gay, but I got better.
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Scooby Doo trapped me in a web of beastiality. I was fucking my 10th goat when I realized I really didn't like it, so I went and sucked 5 dog dicks to make sure. I am all better now.

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Ddrak wrote:Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble made me gay, but I got better.
No more yabba dabba doo? :(

Oh well. Sing it with me! Rubber Ducky, you're the one.. that makes bedtime so much fun!
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Well, y'know, anime it well...

ah fuck it.
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Betty and Wilma did it to me, while Barney and Fred were off they taught me the ways of the lesbian! Cartoons are ebil!
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anyone have a .torrent link for that ep.?!?
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What was Fred mad at Wilma after the earthquake?

Because he founde her under Rubble!

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What are we going to do tonight Brain?
Lets focus on something innocent and skew it into Satan's lantern of masked ploys!

Does the religious right have nothing better to do? How in the hell does this attack promote any sort of family value? I remember thinking Gambit off X-men was hot... maybe they should sew Marvel comics for 'making me a homosexual!'

Idiots.
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http://www.family.org/docstudy/newsletters/a0035339.cfm

Interesting reply by Dr. Dobson.

Equally interesting how I've heard some of his arguments echoed on this very forum, and found them somewhat disconnected from reality - but how much more disconnected from reality they seem in the context Dobson provides.
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That guy looks like he has a sex slave chained up somewhere.
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So Dobson is saying the internet ate his homework?
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Gotta use that one.


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Dr. Dobson just got put right under Marilyn Musgrave on my hate list.
Homophobia: Thoughts, feelings, or actions based on fear, dislike, judgment or hatred of gay men and lesbians / of those who love and sexually desire those of the same sex. Homophobia has roots in sexism and can include prejudice, discrimination, harassment, and acts of violence.
How is this a 'loaded' definition?
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Taxious wrote:Dr. Dobson just got put right under Marilyn Musgrave on my hate list.
Homophobia: Thoughts, feelings, or actions based on fear, dislike, judgment or hatred of gay men and lesbians / of those who love and sexually desire those of the same sex. Homophobia has roots in sexism and can include prejudice, discrimination, harassment, and acts of violence.
How is this a 'loaded' definition?
You haven’t been paying attention to your framing lessons.

It is a loaded definition because it implies that it is bad to be a homophobe, and it is OK to be gay.
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Focus on the Family just got their name changed to Focus on the Fag.
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February 2, 2005: Dr. James Dobson of Focus on the Family was found dead in his home this morning. Dr. Dobson took his own life a handgun at 7:32AM CST. Laying on the floor of his home was a suicide note that read "I watched Queery Eye for The Straight Guy last night to better understand the inner workings of the evil faggots. Turns out I kept uncontrollably commenting about 'how cute his butt looked in those jeans'. I then realized I was an evil asspirate and decided to take my own life, to prevent future terrorist attacks on America
Sincerely,
Dr. James Dobson

P.S. Spongebob 4 t w IRL !!!"
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I had a weird conversation with a bi guy the other day. He was claiming that being gay is a choice.(yadda yadda we have all heard this) We argued about it for a while before I finally got him to admit that it was not a choice because he did not choose to be bi but he was still claiming that being a 'flamer' is a choice.

I haven’t really thought about this much (I'm not a flamer myself) but it seems like this is another thing someone could be born with. Guys can be born with high voices and liking 'womanly' things.

My question to the board is, do you guys think that gay mannerisms are hereditary or picked up? For the sake of the argument, lets assume that we all agree that people can be born gay to begin with.
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"Gay" mannerisms, like any other mannerisms, are of course picked up, they're not hereditary.
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