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Pick up some coke, get her faced, and snort some off her back as you pound her feverishly in the ass. nothing says "I Love You'' more.
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Post by -=Xilanthanax=- »

That's prolly exactly what will happen, only he said it was a guy already.
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Quoth Harlowe:
I think you are blowing it.
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Post by Klast Brell »

Take her out to dinner some where you have to dress nice, and buy her nice flowers.

As a guideline I would say you should spend at least twice what you spend on your usual dates.
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Post by Grygonos Thunderwulf »

are you fucktards blind? IT'S. A. GUY. stop saying she and her
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Post by Ariannda Kusanagi »

Naturally assuming Taxious was a guy i also naturally assumed he was straight until otherwise corrected, but i still hold to my original though.

The validity of money spent depends on the feelings towards the person you're dating and the seriousness of the relationship.

I am fully expecting a bottle of wine for Valentines Day, and this will be my cue to cook something involving homemade sauce... for him.... yay me
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Post by JamiesanTGrauerwolf »

And if he plays his cards right, he'll be giving you some "homemade sauce" later. ;-)
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Playing his cards right would not be aking me cook in the first place =p
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Post by Grygonos Thunderwulf »

heartfelt words can mean more than any gift. Let your SO know what you appreciate about them that you may not tell them every day. Spending money on someone shouldn't make them feel special.. anyone can spend money on someone else..
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Except the homeless!
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Post by Fornic »

Well seeing that not many homeless play EQ or post here that would be a bit of a non-sequitur.
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Introduce him to the Dirty Sanchez. If he hangs with you after you
treat him to his own ass cheese, you know you have him by the relationship balls. If he doesn't... well... who wants to date someone with a sense of self-worth anyway?

Valentine's day is ALL about jockeying for position in a relationship.
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Guess it would all depend on who's the 'girly' one of the relationship..him or you?
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Arsenic mints.
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He would be the woman... /snicker
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Post by Bahd Zoolander »

Taxious wrote:He would be the woman... /snicker
So your dick is the one that tastes like shit?
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