Anyone want to reduce ther risk of getting cancer?

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Bahd Zoolander
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Anyone want to reduce ther risk of getting cancer?

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lol what a miraculous study...swallow and you reduce your chances of breast cancer, and getting an unwanted child (http://www.brellrants.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5838)
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I know it's not true Burz, but I was hoping some of the dumber women would fall for it.

Oh well, at least the "Hey baby, I'm a screenwriter" line still works.
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Anyone want to reduce ther risk of getting cancer?
Die some other way.
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No breast cancer for me!!
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Welcome to last year.
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Jarochai Alabaster wrote:No breast cancer for me!!
You have man-boobs, so wear your pink ribbon.
Correction Mr. President, I DID build this, and please give Lurker a hug, we wouldn't want to damage his self-esteem.

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So Bahd, what you're saying is that you need to TRICK your woman into giving you hummers regularly.

Sucks to be you.
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yeah, just offer her twinkies instead..
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Relbeek Einre wrote:So Bahd, what you're saying is that you need to TRICK your woman into giving you hummers regularly.

Sucks to be you.
No, I find tipping well works better for women. Now the dog, well he falls for the gravy trick every time.
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peanut butter you idiot ..peanut butter.....doh!
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You must be retarded.

With peanut butter the dog spends more time licking it's lips than anything else. Gravy is also better for heating in the microwave. Peanut butter gets too watery.
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I am gonna laugh when the dog bites your dick off, really I am.
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