Easily amused by the pain of others...

Bahd Zoolander · Post by **Bahd Zoolander** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 8:34 pm

http://thescambaiter.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=15

If you only read one make sure it is Anus Laptops.

SicTimMitchell · Post by **SicTimMitchell** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:22 pm

Brilliant!

THE GOVNOR IS THE BEST AT DEAD AND WILL USE HIS BRIAN TO DO HIS DEAD ON YOU AND WE LEAVE YOU IN THE HOUS YOU LIVE IN NEAR YOU TABLE WE SEE.

And the Anus Laptops website was a thing of beauty.

Embar Angylwrath · Post by **Embar Angylwrath** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:24 am

That is some funny ass shit.

I saw we occasionally honor someone on this board with the Cole award!

Blooh Sugah · Post by **Blooh Sugah** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 7:18 am

If not I will instruct the govenor and hit squad for WILSON TUNBUNKLES.

Because, clearly, this breaks MAJOR NATIONAL LAW!

I am in tears.

Blooh Sugah · Post by **Blooh Sugah** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 7:35 am

Dude, seriously....

do not look behind you becos death is there and you do not want to see death he is ugly and we call him the govenor.

That is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life.

Edar Edar Edar · Post by **Edar Edar Edar** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:02 pm

That was some of the funniest shit I've ever read.

A highly recommended read.

Cleansur · Post by **Cleansur** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 2:01 pm

The next pics will start to get interesting.

We'll see how many he is upto taking today.

Gotta get him to find a snake, and a hot pole and some rocks.

LMAO. Long ass read. I'm only on page 19, but a great find nonetheless!

Blooh Sugah · Post by **Blooh Sugah** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 2:40 pm

I'm still laughing.

It was even better than BEATS WITH STICKS.

EQLizard · Post by **EQLizard** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:56 pm

my 2 favorite pics so far..

Mukik · Post by **Mukik** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 10:23 pm

incredible read my favorite line
NOW THE GOVENOR SHOW ME HOW TO DO THE KNIFE THROW AT YOUR HEAD. WE WILL PUT YOU ON THE TREE AND THROW 7 KNIFE AT YOU

Eannyarah · Post by **Eannyarah** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:25 pm

This was truly the most astounding thread I've ever read... The clique mob and the guv... What an ominous combination.

And the pics... He got him to pose...

Now I'm going to go recover from reading this. Bahd, you have made my evening, and have my thanks.

SicTimMitchell · Post by **SicTimMitchell** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:14 pm

Check back. He's about to ship "Cole 2.0" a washing machine in a different thread.

Riggen · Post by **Riggen** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:54 am

That was great. Kudos.

Post by **Ddrak** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:50 am

http://www.quatloos.com/brad-c/directory01.htm is one of my favorite 419 baiters.

Dd

Harlowe · Post by **Harlowe** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:00 pm

See "My First Husband"

Frumpy housewives get to pretend they are hot and have phone sex with Nigerian thugs.

Oh the trolling goodness.

Eidolon Faer · Post by **Eidolon Faer** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 6:56 pm

Cole 2.0 is great. I liked how he was gonna ship a huge air conditioner instead till he realized there'd be paperwork because of the freon...

The bit about Cole 2.0's client getting fined for improperly disposing of the first load of old junked server towers was great, too.

I feel for the shipping guys though, those packages are getting obscenely heavy. While tricking some scammer into paying shipping charges on a 110 pound box from the East Coast to Lagos, Nigeria is all good, you feel for the poor fedex guy who throws his back out loading that shit into the truck.

Wynnreaver · Post by **Wynnreaver** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:23 am

The "First Hubby" one was friggin hilarious too. The audio files on "page 5" were classic...