Oh. My. God.

[Iloll the Bard]

For the love God. Someone find the Jamster headquarters and destroy it.

I'm getting sick of these aggrivating flash banners. I know advertisements are just an inherent part of the interweb, but seriously, these things are driving me nuts.

For those of you who haven't seen them:


Not only do they have this insanely retarded mascot with big puffy lips, but the damnable things make noise. It sounds like someone making motor noises with their lips. These things are turning up everywhere.

If these guys ever get an award, it's definitely not going to be for the "world's best ringtone". It's going to be for the most aggrivating flash advertisement of all time. Or the most flash banner-induced suicides

Gah!

Deal with it. I know. But seriously. How can the people who make these banners live with themselves.

[Burz]

The commercials are gay....almost as gay as anyone that needs some stupid ass picture on their phone or an annoying lame ass ring tone.

[Jarochai Alabaster]

I agree with Burz, this is unacceptably gay.
I have a cell phone. When it rings, it actually sounds like a ringing phone. That's how I know my phone is the one ringing, it's the only cell phone in the state of Nebraska that sounds like a God damned phone. The day I got it I deleted the games from it. It has no camera (I have a digi cam anyway, and a real camera's gonna almost always take better pics than any phone).
Cell phones, or rather what they're evolving into, are retarded. And gay.

And yeah, Jamster needs to rot in Hell.

[Desolus]

lmfao
I went the pre-paid ghetto route and got one of them big-ass phones. doesnt have any of that extra shit. the best part is if someone i dont want to talk to calls me i just always use the excuse " im on a pre-paid phone i got like 2 minutes left gotta go" <hang up>

[EQLizard]

jamster... pop ups for your television
i starting seeing these things a while back and just went WTF? a rapping rhino? a 'space frog' who pretends hes on a motorcycle and has a little baby penis flopping around as he makes an assinine phone ring ( theyve since censored the baby penis he had on most internet pop ups). or what about pictures you can download..
OHSHIT JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE WHEN I TURNED ON MY PHONE, A SPINNING RIM!! (1) OR MAYBE IT CAN SAY "BRAT" IN BLINGING RHINESTONES, HOLY SHIT IM COOL! total fucking clownshoes, i hope the person who started it is content w/ the 5$ a month he rakes in from saturating my tv and computer w/ this retard juice/ i would personally assault someone if i ever heasrd those ringtones

[Ariannda Kusanagi]

I have a few specific ringtones for verious people. Currently my husbands is "hit em up style". Ringtones can be approperiate

[EQLizard]

For those who dont know, that song is by Blu Cantrell and chorus goes:
Hit 'em Up Style..

Hey Ladies
When ya man wanna get buck wild
Just go back and hit 'em up style
Get your hands on his cash
And spend to the last dime
For all the hard times
Oh when you go then everything goes
From the crib to the ride and the clothes
So you better let 'em know
If he mess up you gotta hit 'em up


Not to be confused with Hit 'em Up by Tupac, who's chorus goes..

Grab ya glocks, when you see Tupac
Call the cops, when you see Tupac, uhh
Who shot me, but ya punks didn't finish
Now ya bout to feel the wrath of a menace
NIGGA, I hit em' up...

[Ariannda Kusanagi]

Clearly the wrong choice since he has no money, but i'll take what i can get ...

Niha PLEASE

[gatorrade]

sorry to say ... but having customized ringtones is complete gay, i am glad i stick to the regular ring on my cell phone, people useually get customized ringtones and such cause they like to show off their celll phone .. sorry to say but i believe tons of people own them anymore.