The dick results are in

Romfonik · Post by **Romfonik** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:11 am

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050421/80/fgs0k.html

Thursday April 21, 05:37 AM

Chinese men measure up to others below the belt

HONG KONG (Reuters) - Chinese men have no reason to feel inferior about the size of their penises, according to a Hong Kong study which showed local men measured up to others elsewhere in the world below the belt.

"Our conclusion is that Hong Kong people are no smaller than western men, where their penises are concerned," said Chan Lung-wai, director of the Urology Centre at the Union Hospital, who headed the study.

"There has always been the myth that westerners have bigger penises and their (sexual) ability is better."

A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93.

The average length of their flaccid penises was 8.46 cm, which compared favourably with similar studies on other men overseas.

Germans have average lengths of about 8.6 cm, Israelis 8.3 cm, Turks 7.8 cm and Filippinos 7.35 cm. Italians were the longest at 9 cm and Americans averaged 8.8 cm.

The study did not measure the penises when they were erect.

It found that a man's height bore no relation to the length of his member, but those with higher body mass indexes, or fat content, appeared to have shorter penises.

"It seems that as someone gets older and fatter, his blood vessels change, so the penile size is not static. It may be a reflection of the condition of the person's blood vessels," Chan said, adding that this could spur yet another study.

Embar Angylwrath · Post by **Embar Angylwrath** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:22 am

"Our conclusion is that Hong Kong people are no smaller than western men, where their penises are concerned," said Chan Lung-wai"

Suuurrrrreeee.

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:29 am

Chan Lung-wai then added, "I'd like to also note to all nubile young American women listening that Chinese men have added staying power and have studied many ancient Eastern techniques of intimate pleasure, and my phone number is...."

Eithindyr · Post by **Eithindyr** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 11:29 am

148 ethnic Chinese volunteers

If you have a really small penis you don't volunteer for a penis length study. At least I wouldn't. If I had a small penis, that is. Which I don't. Mine is enormous.

EQLizard · Post by **EQLizard** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 11:50 am

enormous liek a hampster

Alluveal · Post by **Alluveal** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 1:28 pm

Measuring flacid is pretty useless. Some men are "growers" not "showers."

Grygonos Thunderwulf · Thu Apr 21, 2005 1:32 pm

Alluveal wrote:Measuring flacid is pretty useless. Some men are "growers" not "showers."

Here Here!!!!

Ariannda Kusanagi · Post by **Ariannda Kusanagi** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 1:51 pm

Alluveal wrote:Measuring flacid is pretty useless. Some men are "growers" not "showers."

Ok that was fucking hilarious lol

Alluveal · Post by **Alluveal** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:04 pm

Ariannda knows what I'm talking about! The magical GROWING penis! It looks unimpressive at first, but give it a few seconds.. and it's like Pinnochio.

LIE TO ME BABY!! LIE TO ME!

Fobbon Lazyfoot · Post by **Fobbon Lazyfoot** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 8:46 pm

Did i mention my mothers second cousin twice removed is an eight italian?

You know what THAT means...

Jarochai Alabaster · Post by **Jarochai Alabaster** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:14 pm

Measuring flacid is pretty useless. Some men are "growers" not "showers."

It's so true.

Post by **Ddrak** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:33 pm

Not only that but flaccid length depends on a bunch of different factors. If the temperature of the office was like 30 degrees I'm pretty sure it would affect the results.

Dd

Saevrok · Post by **Saevrok** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:38 pm

If it was 30 degrees and I was naked, man, my dick would curl up so far I would be able to taste the ballsweat.

Embar Angylwrath · Post by **Embar Angylwrath** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:08 am

I'm sure you're an expert on the taste, no doubt. Everyone has to be good at something. Congrats man.

Jarochai Alabaster · Post by **Jarochai Alabaster** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:44 pm

If it was 30 degrees, why would your balls be sweating?

Ariannda Kusanagi · Post by **Ariannda Kusanagi** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 10:30 am

I LOVE YOU LULU. You're so right