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Yet another finger found

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This one seems to be authentic. They have the guy who lost his finger.
http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=&q=finger+custard
What gets me is this.
http://www.wwaytv3.com/Global/story.asp ... v=0zHRZM3B We're told the employee is recovering, but will have to live without his finger tip, because Clarence didn't return it. Clarence is keeping the finger in his freezer, hoping to use it as evidence in his lawsuit. Monday he had meetings with several Wilmington attorneys, but there's no word if anyone has taken the case.
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If he had really wanted that finger seems like he would have looked harder.
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Post by Riggen »

He wouldn't have found it though, since apparently it was scooped away almost immediately. As the article says, things happened fast.

It does seem a little worrisome that someone can "keep" another person's body parts against their wishes. I'm sure it's too late to do anything with that fingertip now, anyway, but what about when it was first discovered? Could it have been reattached, keeping the employee from being maimed for life if this guy had been a little less eager to collect "evidence"?
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Post by Relbeek Einre »

Apparently the customer was so offended he simply refused to give the waiter a tip.

And there we are.
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Post by Ddrak »

You'd think that someone getting their finger severed would stop the production of whatever they were making until they found it. I mean - there had to be blood everywhere which really does present a significant health risk.

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Ddrak wrote:You'd think that someone getting their finger severed would stop the production of whatever they were making until they found it. I mean - there had to be blood everywhere which really does present a significant health risk.
Exactly my point..if he wanted it, it shouldn't have been too hard to find. I mean how hard would it be to ignore the guy yelling 'holy shit, my finger' as you scooped some sap's custard?

wtf is custard anyhow?
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Post by Ddrak »

It was frozen custard (which is pretty much the same thing as ice cream), so I don't buy the whole "scooping" thing. After all, it must have had time to freeze after the accident. That's plenty of time to toss the batch out.

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The customer, Clarence Stowers
pint of frozen chocolate custard in a dessert shop.
He told the station: "I thought it was candy because they put candy in your ice cream … to make it a treat. So I said, 'OK, well, I'll just put it in my mouth and get the ice cream off of it and see what it is. "'Stowers said he spit the object out, and "I said, 'God, this ain't no nut!' So I came in here to the kitchen and rinsed it off with water and realized it was a human finger and I just started screaming." (read:like a girl)
"I put it in my mouth and I have this taste in my mouth that I can't get out," said Stowers.

so naturally i assumed this was a gay black man...
minutes later i found a picture..

The customer, Clarence Stowers, Image
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Hoax time~
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Post by EQLizard »

i think this one is more real then the previous, but i suspect most of what he said didnt happen. i think he opened his food and was like, "oh shit, WTF that mofucker is a fingertip in mah custard!. im gonna call and complai.....wait a minute, if i say i chewed on it and sucked its custard off, and have suffered severe emotional distress from it, i can roll in the money and then buy any man i want!" cause money = more boyfriends and never having to work again, so he can play WoW all the time! ( get it? WoW is gay)
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EQLizard wrote: "i chewed on it and sucked its custard off
sucked its custard off


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Post by Barious »

gineeva wrote:wtf is custard anyhow?
Custard is essentially eggs, milk and sugar. It's pretty yummy if you know how to make it right.

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gineeva wrote:
EQLizard wrote: "i chewed on it and sucked its custard off
sucked its custard off


(still laughing)
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so custard = weird ice cream?
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Post by EQLizard »

its liek a pudding, but since made w/ eggs i think it goes bad way quicker ?
the stuff in the donuts that arent jelly filled is usually custard, but sometimes icing
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I'm confused..

and hungry
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Post by Gryphranger10 »

IIRC, the last time you were hungry, it was for butt
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Clearly, it's Taxious' fault.
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Post by Klast Brell »

HOMEMADE FROZEN CUSTARD

Recipe By :
Serving Size : 1 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories : Desserts

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
4 cups Milk
4 Eggs
1 1/4 cups Sugar
1/3 cup Cornstarch
1/8 teaspoon Salt
14 ounces Sweetened condensed milk
2 tablespoons Vanilla extract

Recipe by: TASTE OF HOME
In a large heavy saucepan, bring milk to a boil.
Meanwhile, beat eggs; add sugar, cornstarch and salt.
Mix well. Gradually add a small amount of hot milk; return all to the saucepan.
Cook and stir constantly for 6-8 minutes or until mixture thickens and coats a
spoon. Gradually stir in condensed milk and vanilla; mix well. Chill for 3-4
hours. Pour into an ice cream freezer. Freeze according to manufacturer's
directions. About 1-1/2 quarts
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