on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule...

Ozbee's Revenge · Post by **Ozbee's Revenge** » Sun May 15, 2005 2:28 am

Did anyone catch this one on Fox News radio?

http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/biz ... g.php#more

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC=Alan Colmes, radio show host
NH=Neal Horsley, anti-abortion mule fucker

Now I am NOT saying that pro-life people fuck animals or anything like that, just that this dude is sick, Sick, SICK!!! And for once, that sicko doesn't live anywhere near Washington.

Ozbee
...gonna pass on a trip to that farm in Georgia.

Narith · Post by **Narith** » Sun May 15, 2005 2:33 am

Isn't the south a republican stronghold? Just saying.... *snicker*

Garrdor · Post by **Garrdor** » Sun May 15, 2005 3:17 am

Gays are terrible and should burn in hell.

Republicans who fuck animals rule!!!!

Jarochai Alabaster · Post by **Jarochai Alabaster** » Sun May 15, 2005 11:26 am

Once again, Garrdor... <3

Taxious · Post by **Taxious** » Sun May 15, 2005 1:10 pm

What about gay republican animal fuckers?

Klast Brell · Post by **Klast Brell** » Mon May 16, 2005 7:11 am

The man is trully a role model.

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Mon May 16, 2005 7:51 am

Well, this explains Marilyn Quayle...

Aabe · Post by **Aabe** » Mon May 16, 2005 8:40 am

Always wondered why cows have that contented look.

Narith · Post by **Narith** » Mon May 16, 2005 12:32 pm

Well no wonder he is an anti-abortionist, he is too busy with his farm animals to worry about knocking up a woman.

EQLizard · Post by **EQLizard** » Mon May 16, 2005 2:09 pm

the first step in the war against abortion is to fuck a mule...

just try to make it a female mule

Embar Angylwrath · Post by **Embar Angylwrath** » Mon May 16, 2005 2:14 pm

Have you seen the women in the South lately? It's easy to confuse them with farm animals.

For instance: Here is a woman from Paris, France.

And one from Paris, Kentucky.

Plus, a cow rarely asks for long term commitment, I would imagine, so there is no need to lie to a cow to get laid. And if one does lie to a cow, the cow generally forgets about it faster than a woman.