Delayed Rants still count?

Harlowe · Post by **Harlowe** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:44 pm

darkmasterpoet wrote:
You don't even know who I am, Jecks.

The anthem of lonely fat Emo boys. The eyeliner runneth.

darkmasterpoet · Post by **darkmasterpoet** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:05 pm

Harlowe wrote:Darkmasterbator

Omg, that was so good I almost laughed..

Oh wait, you wouldn't know what sarcasm is either.

darkmasterpoet · Post by **darkmasterpoet** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:07 pm

Harlowe wrote:
darkmasterpoet wrote:
You don't even know who I am, Jecks.
The anthem of lonely fat Emo boys.

Emo kids should die, I ripped this name off from someone else on another bored.

You don't know who I am, either, Harlowe. So here's an idea for ya: go choke on Jecks' cock.

Post by **Ddrak** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:12 pm

Rants/English dictionary says:

You don't know me: Your characterization of me as a "fucktard assclown who fantasizes about slathering your mother with Miracle Whip and making sweet, sweet monkey love to her" was uncomfortably near the mark. Except that it's Hellman's mayonnaise; that Miracle Whip shit is gross.

I love the way cliches come back again and again, like bad ham sandwiches.

Dd

darkmasterpoet · Post by **darkmasterpoet** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:19 pm

Dd obviously can tell who I am, with the click of a couple buttons.

Harlowe · Post by **Harlowe** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:44 pm

Darkmasterpoet....thats about as emo as you get, other than the constant "you don't know me" chant.

The obsession with Jeck's schlong also adds a home-emo vibe.

Harlowe · Post by **Harlowe** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:46 pm

homo emo vibe

Xican · Post by **Xican** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:53 pm

He's just a kid and life is a nightmare. Why don't you all stop picking on him?

Trollbait · Post by **Trollbait** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:30 pm

I know you......

With your "Jecks penis envy" you are obviously that guy who kept peering over the divide at my package at the I-75 rest stop.

I told you then and I will tell you now..........I will let you suck it if you can spell it....

Did you finally look it up?

Harlowe · Post by **Harlowe** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:30 pm

I know ...he just wants some hot emo boy kissing action.

darkmasterpoet · Post by **darkmasterpoet** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:33 pm

You guys are fucked up..

Jecks, stay in Toledo... please.

Harlowe · Post by **Harlowe** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:04 pm

Yes we are... and you keep playing in our sand box.

darkmasterpoet · Post by **darkmasterpoet** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:32 am

Well excuse me, I didn't harm your sand castle did I?

Harlowe · Post by **Harlowe** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:20 am

You said we were fucked up and yet ....you keep playing here.

Apparently it was too subtle to catch, I'll use a blunt instrument the next time.

Brell Rants

Delayed Rants still count?

Eh.