Bud light and WoW present...Real Men of Genius

[Sabiar]

Found these on a WoW forum.


Bud Light presents... Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Hardcore Instance Player.
(Mr. Hardcore Instance Player)

While others enrich their real lives, you long for fake items in an imaginary world.
("Still living in my mom's basement")

You run the same instance repeatedly, 12-16 hours a day, in lieu of a career or real education.
(B.A. in Demonology)

That new item may only be +2 int over what you already have. But so what? It looks "hawt".
("Night Elf babes love Epics")

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Hardcore Instance Player. Without real cash to upgrade your Radeon 9600, that Epic set still looks like garbage.
(640x480 screenshots FTW)



Bud Light presents... Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Battleground Entrance Nuker.
(Mr. Battleground Entrance Nuker)

While others earn bonus points in the Battlegrounds, you choose to nuke players you've already killed 10 times that day.
(Moonfire FTW)

You stand on entrances where newbs don't know how to reach you, and retarded guards have no way to path.
("Stop poking me!")

You'd kill a baby if it was AFK. A baby in it's mother's hands. In a coma.
(Easy HK!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Nuker. When the sun sets, you've received absolutely no more points than the rest of us.
("Why did I go down in rank this week?")



Bud Light presents... Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Farmer Auction House Yeller.
(Mr. Farmer Auction House Yeller)

While others post their items in the auction house, you sit at the mailbox spamming /yells.
(Red text FTW)

You yell to players you've never met. Repeatedly. In a language not of this planet.
("Rasmou Krol Blade letiox")

You make others think you're a bot -- but maybe you're not. You never answer tells, anyway.
(Illiterate and deaf!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Yeller. When the day ends, you're 25G in the hole, sitting in a straw house with a cramped mouse hand.
(Rice again tonight)

[Hooch]

"Real Men of Genius" / "Real American Heroes" is the best ad campaign ever - in the history of the universe.

[Fallakin Kuvari]

/agree

[Myth1184]

Golfballf Washer Inventor is the best one, ever.