The Official Abortion Thread

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If I were a guy, I would find it kind of gross to walk into a bedroom/dormroom and a girl has a strap on ready for me. That means it's probably been used in other guy's asses. Do you then want it in yours? Not so much.

Now between a monogamous couple and part of their sex-toy menagerie, sure, it's only used between the two of you. But I wouldn't want to touch the sex-toys of a casual screw. Gross.
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If I were a guy, I would find it kind of gross to walk into a bedroom/dormroom and a girl has a strap on ready for me. That means it's probably been used in other guy's asses. Do you then want it in yours? Not so much.
"If I were a girl, I would find it kind of gross to walk into a bedroom/dormroom and a guy has his dick ready for me. That means it's probably been used in other girl's asses/vajay-jays. Do you then want it in yours? Not so much"

Only making fun because some dudes have such bad hygiene, it might as well be an unwashed casual sex toy. :P
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Select wrote:Only making fun because some dudes have such bad hygiene, it might as well be an unwashed casual sex toy. :P
I was going to say the same thing. I bet the average sex toy is kept cleaner than the private parts of its owner.
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Condoms will solve both of those problems.. the questionable judgment of whether to be used by such individuals is up to the user discretion.
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Select wrote: Only making fun because some dudes have such bad hygiene, it might as well be an unwashed casual sex toy. :P
Well that's silly, because would you use a friend's dildo on yourself rather than having sex with someone you are interested in? How about use their diaphragm? No, that would be gross.

Also gross = bad hygiene. I wouldn't be having sex with someone who has bad hygiene, and there is no way I'd be playing with someone's used sex toys. If it's not something we purchased together....then yeah, keep it to yourself or toss that shit out.

I don't think a sex toy is cleaner by any means. People are compelled to shower, there is also skin cell turn over. It's not a man-made object being shoved up random asses and what-not then given a cursory wipe with a kleenex.
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So what you're saying is... you'd never purchase a sex toy from a garage sale or flea market?
Correction Mr. President, I DID build this, and please give Lurker a hug, we wouldn't want to damage his self-esteem.

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I think Rsak has, he used a condom so everything was okay.
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How the condom got stuck in his sinus cavity afterward I'll never know.
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Probably in much the same way as the one that got lodged in his colon.
Correction Mr. President, I DID build this, and please give Lurker a hug, we wouldn't want to damage his self-esteem.

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How did we get from abortions to dirty dildos?
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I don't know whether to be scared or praised after reading all the sexual fantasies you people have about me.
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We're the Rsak Fan Club!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyl5Mwr84MA

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LOL! That was awesome. =)
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