Doomsday Collider of Doom

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It's just going to spew Higgs Bosons everywhere, which will then have to be hunted down and put back where they came from!

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:lol:

http://xkcd.com/401/

The BBC ran this, but at that time Nov 2007 was the "turn on" date.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fJ6PMfnz2E
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My intolerant religious viewpoint is that if God wanted us to smash atoms, he would've given us all tiny hammers.
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Harlowe wrote:http://xkcd.com/401/
That site is great Harlowe. This one made me crack up:
http://xkcd.com/276/
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Really a shame the super collider in Texas was never completed or turned on.
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Rsak wrote:Really a shame the super collider in Texas was never completed or turned on.
I hear the buildings make great warehouses for toilet tissue though.

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They can only manage to come up with $15 mil a year for Fermilab; they're passing out the pink slips this year. The SCSC would have wound up costing about $30B at the rate the price was inflating and probably about a million bucks a day to operate. Congress has been hack-slashing research across the board for a while now. Particle physicists looking for private funding is not a pretty sight.

I'm not sure if I hope they find the Higgs Boson or not. I think the truth is probably a lot more elegant than the Standard Model.
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Here we go!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/u ... 682260.ece
Same old story still, but now we can sit back and watch the world not end.
I can't even wrap my head around how the hell you collide atoms. I'd knock on wood and call it a day.
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Select wrote:I can't even wrap my head around how the hell you collide atoms. I'd knock on wood and call it a day.
You collide protons (they aren't doing anything with atoms) the same way you collide billiard balls - slam them into each other.

Also note they aren't actually doing anything real there in the way of experiments for at least another few weeks. Right now they're just running 1 beam around the loop. The actual experiment involves 2 beams running in opposite directions.

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