Any coffee geeks out there?

[Embar Angylwrath]

That's why I prefer extended petting. Well, besides the fact that extended petting is fun in and of itself.

If you're still using that term, you haven't been laid in a very long time.

[Freecare Spiritwise]

Now I feel dirty for petting the cat. Thanks assholes.

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Meow, baby.

[Fallakin Kuvari]

Now I feel dirty for petting the cat. Thanks assholes.

Why do you think they call it a pussy?

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So that's why I have whiskers and a little pink nose!

[Fallakin Kuvari]

[Ddrak]

I've never heard anyone use that expression, well other than in a movie that was depicting the 50's.

You were thinking of Rocky Horror, weren't you?

Dd

[Embar Angylwrath]

So that's why I have whiskers and a little pink nose!

Ok, that was actually funny.

[Freecare Spiritwise]

Yeah, that was good, although the whiskers might be due to a testosterone imbalance

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Pubes, Free.

[Freecare Spiritwise]

Ahh, I'm not that bright. And regular maintenance should take care of the, ah, whiskers.

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No rain forests and no prepubescent girls.

[Freecare Spiritwise]

I like bald, but honestly it's all the same to me as long as it's not dental floss. If you need a Sherpa guide to find Shangri-La, it's time to break out the trimmer.

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as long as it's not dental floss. If you need a Sherpa guide to find Shangri-La, it's time to break out the trimmer.

I hate it when guys don't think they should trim. No girl wants to go down into a nest. Gross. Closest GFs haven't had that problem. Yay for snarking nasty college guys into grooming.

Off-topic, but hygiene related, WTF is it with people not using tongue scrapers or at least brushing their tongues? Bad breath abounds here. With Facebook, drunk open-mouthed-fake-screaming-tongue photos are everywhere and those tongues are bright white and yellow. GROSS. /rant off. Two guy friends were over the other day after we took a dinner break from finals. I was brushing my teeth/scraping my tongue with the bathroom door half open. They walked over and asked what the hell I doing. Stuck out my tongue and asked if theirs was this pink. They wouldn't stick theirs out. Ran away... and this was after they were complaining of bad breath when trying to pick up at bars.

[Ddrak]

What are they feeding you that you get white and yellow crap on your tongues?

Dd

[Ariannda Kusanagi]

Coffee for one leaves a nice think coating, however i find it disgusting and brush my tongue at least twice a day lol

As far as the trimming i have really sensitive skin. Shaving it off results in fairly bad irritation, which leads to ingrown hairs, it's not nice, but i try to trim. I'd wax but there's something terribly unpleasant about the idea of someone ripping the hair off my crotch.

[Klast Brell]

I've never heard anyone use that expression, well other than in a movie that was depicting the 50's.

You were thinking of Rocky Horror, weren't you?

Dd

It only leads to petting and seat wetting.

Oh shit my seat's wet.

[Klast Brell]

I like bald, but honestly it's all the same to me as long as it's not dental floss. If you need a Sherpa guide to find Shangri-La, it's time to break out the trimmer.

You even walk a mile in those shoes? Shave your junk for a while and then see how you feel about it.

[Fallakin Kuvari]

Been there, done that...

It gets itchy.

[Embar Angylwrath]

I can't stand to brush my tounge... I gag. So I gargle with hydrogen peroxide. No shit. Kills everything in there, and leaves the breath as clean as a mountain breeze.