Reporting live from the RNC

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Insert symphony of wet farts

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Click to view my test results

Here's my submission from http://www.drawapig.com

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http://youtu.be/j-pxMkYxn9E

Wet farts found

[Harlowe]

You light up my life.

[Fallakin Kuvari]

You all make me sick.

It was a great speech, as was Ann Romney's.

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Christie: OUR LEADERS TODAY DECIDED THAT IT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO BE POPULAR!!! *scoff*

ID RATHER BE RESPECTED THAN BE POPULAR, INSTEAD OF SAYING YES BECAUSE IT'S EASY -- I SAY NO WHEN ITS REQUIRED
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Uhhh, we're what's right for america even if they don't like what we're selling.



Christie: WE BELIEVE IT'S POSSIBLE TO FORGE BIPARTISAN COMPROMISE --AND-- STAND UP FOR OUR CONSERVATIVE PRINCIPLES!
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Uhhh *wet fart* yeah we work well with the other party. We have a good recent track record of it right? anyways, lets all stand up and applaud our christo-wall-street agenda!



Christie: ITS ALWAYS BEEN THE POWER OF OUR IDEAS NOT OUR RHETORIC -- THAT ATTRACTS PEOPLE TO OUR PARTY. WE WIN WHEN WE MAKE IT ABOUT WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE. WE LOSE WHEN WE PLAY ALONG WITH THEIR GAME .... SCARING AND DIVIDING.
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Yeah we're like the best and all... uhhhh... we're all about swift action and stuff. OH YEAH, fuck democrats we ain't playing their game! (DOH, talking point contradiction in less than 20 seconds of speech, what do I do?)

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[Harlowe]

[Arathena]

The part where the mob on the floor screamed "USA! USA!" to try to shout an American citizen off stage? That part was awesome, right there.

[Garrdor]

All this time I thought this was viral marketing for a spinoff version of "The Klumps" for white people.

Stupid me!