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Eh. Whenever the death penalty is justified, it's too merciful. Let him stew in his own fat in a cell somewhere.
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Clearly for his health they need to put him on a weight loss program paid for by the state.......so they can then execute him once he's healthy.
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Kill the killers to show that killing is wrong.
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Keep his ass on a high sugar diet and let him eat himself to death. Much cheaper and probably faster than getting him up on the table.
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Not a bad point - if they decided to make it a loophole then it would save the state a packet of cash.
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Ddrak wrote:Not a bad point - if they decided to make it a loophole then it would save the state a packet of cash.
Not really. His appeals continue while he sits on death row. It saves nothing.
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Ddrak wrote:Not a bad point - if they decided to make it a loophole then it would save the state a packet of cash.
Not really. His appeals continue while he sits on death row. It saves nothing.
His appeals stop the day his high fat diet stops his heart.
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WTB Norway's justice system.

20 years behind bars is more than payment for any crime in the natural world.
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Norway doesn't look at it as punishment at all. The point of their prisons is reformation. Probably why their recidivism rates are so low.

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Who in the hell slipped him the Ho-Ho's?
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Why would he have a high fat diet on Death Row?

There's absolutely no reason he should've gained 200lbs while in jail unless he was trying to stave off execution. If that's the case, make him suffer the consequences.
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I actually agree with Fallakin to a point. How he got so fat on death row is a valid question, and while I oppose the death penalty, I don't believe obesity should be an excuse out of it. Apply it equally, or don't apply it at all.
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If prisoners can just gain a shitload of weight to get out of their penalty, then prepare for a mysterious wave of morbid obesity in prison.
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OBE the Governor commuted his stay to life without possibility of parole for reasons other than him being a disgusting fat body.
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You can fry anything..with enough peanut oil.. :lol:
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I'm not down with the death penalty anyway, but I think our methods are just fucking dumb. If the idea is to make them suffer painfully, there are cheaper/better ways (starvation). If the idea is to just make them not alive, there are cheaper/faster/more reliable ways (guillotine). Electrocution is fucking stupid.

But yes, the fact that ANYONE can become or stay obese in prison is fucking atrocious.
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