Saw this last weekend. I enjoyed it. It is a rollicking, anachronistic action flick, with plenty of booms and bangs. Very pretty.
That said, turn off your brains going in. Because this whole fim is an excuse for the magically blessed gatling gun, the rapid fire-bidirectional crossbow, and Gemma Arterton in leather pants.
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Re: Hansel and Gretel
I'm having a tough time getting my guy interested in this one, but I definitely want to see it. WITCHES!
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Re: Hansel and Gretel
Harlowe wrote:I'm having a tough time getting my guy interested in this one, but I definitely want to see it. WITCHES!
Your sales pitch is Gemma Arterton in leather pants. Do not expect any characterisation of witches beyond that of Stake-Fodder in Buffy.
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Re: Hansel and Gretel
Movie might be amazing, but I probably won't see it. Just pisses me off that Hollywood lacks so much creativity that it has to regurgitate some story book shit in Michael Bay fashion to get sales. Especially considering how many good indy/low budget movies get produced that really would be block busters if they had the money to back them.
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Re: Hansel and Gretel
Thank you for confirming the 30th century midevil weapons I thought this train wreack would have the first time I saw its Van Helsing wanna be trailer. My money will be better spent.
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7 years later.
The hills are still triangles.
And the trees are still blocks.
70 Iksar Monk
7 years later.
The hills are still triangles.
And the trees are still blocks.