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Speed Racer
Campy, Fun, and relatively mindless. But dear lord don't take anyone who has a risk of epilepsy. They made the movie with so much flashing lights its absurd.
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Re: Speed Racer
I heard it sucked more than all of Lindsay Lohan's movies all stirred up in a big pot full of dog doo--sprinkled with some Gigli and a little Dungeons and Dragons (the movie.)
I'm not sure you could pay me to see this. I think I'd rather be forced to listen to Dr. Laura 24 hours a day while rabid weasels gnawed me to death.
I'm not sure you could pay me to see this. I think I'd rather be forced to listen to Dr. Laura 24 hours a day while rabid weasels gnawed me to death.
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Re: Speed Racer
Having just watched a rental of "I know who killed me" I can easily say it surpasses the coherency of all of Lindsay's movies combined. And I thought it was better then D&D by far.
Undeniably its campy.. its a throw back to the old cartoon.
So if you liked the old cartoons its worth seeing in my opinion.. even if you wait for rental.
Undeniably its campy.. its a throw back to the old cartoon.
So if you liked the old cartoons its worth seeing in my opinion.. even if you wait for rental.
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OMG you rented that movie? You poor thing. Did you at least get to see her boobs? Ass? Thong?
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Unlimited DVD rentals... every few months its worth it to see how bad some of the movies can be. And at least concept wise the plot was intriguing, but yeah it would have been a lot better without Lohan. Shame the movie explained absolutely nothing.
Though it is rather funny that on the DVD extras there is an extended strip tease scene. You only see lingerie, but I just think it is comical to put that on the DVD which confirms the only possible reason anyone would knowingly pay money for that movie was for Lohan being sleazy.
Though it is rather funny that on the DVD extras there is an extended strip tease scene. You only see lingerie, but I just think it is comical to put that on the DVD which confirms the only possible reason anyone would knowingly pay money for that movie was for Lohan being sleazy.
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Incredible movie.
Kicked Iron Man's ass, and I'm a fan/comic collector of many years.
Had all of the elements that I want, especially out of a wachowski film. As good as The Matrix or V for Vendetta.
Kicked Iron Man's ass, and I'm a fan/comic collector of many years.
Had all of the elements that I want, especially out of a wachowski film. As good as The Matrix or V for Vendetta.

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Re: Speed Racer
Garr is kidding of course. This thing sucked. Majorly sucked.Garrdor wrote:Incredible movie.
Kicked Iron Man's ass, and I'm a fan/comic collector of many years.
Had all of the elements that I want, especially out of a wachowski film. As good as The Matrix or V for Vendetta.
Correction Mr. President, I DID build this, and please give Lurker a hug, we wouldn't want to damage his self-esteem.
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/smacks Garrdor
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Re: Speed Racer
I liked it. It was a stylized, candy coated, rainbow, lucky charms, acid-trip (what I imagine one to be), visual ride.

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I wasn't kidding. I love Speed Racer and think its one of the most underrated pieces of strange art cinema of all time.

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