Happy 9/11!!!

[Garrdor]

Happy 9/11! I’ve become radicalized against both parties! Oh lordy can we ever go back? What’s the point of everything? Jesus help us. Also: I just spent the night writing a D&D campaign set
in the 1989 Road House universe. I’ve never made a campaign or DM’d before, so I may need you lovely fellow nerds advice. Thanks.

[Ddrak]

First rule of DMing is your campaign never survives first contact with the enemy... err... players. Then the fun starts.

Dd

[Garrdor]

Happy 9-11!!!

Over two decades of failed imperialist policy, all for what? To secure a resource which kills the earth when we use it?

Also: BUY MY BOOK

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0B14G45 ... &qid=&sr=#

[Garrdor]

For 9/11 this year I pregamed by watching the dystopic sci-fi RoboCop (2014). The ending of the film was a bit lackluster so I wrote my own:

RoboCop is at the OCP board room at the end with Dr. Gary Oldman trying to convince the suits that RoboCop is in fact human.

OCP Suit: His ass belongs to OCP… hell, he doesn’t even have an ass! He has a chassis!

Gary Oldman pulls out a handheld control panel with a big red button on it. He presses it.

Gary Oldman: Finally! I’ve been waiting to push this button for a long time. All yours, Officer Alex Murphy…

RoboCop turns around, steam hissing from metal plates located around where his butt would be. The metal plates separate and open up, revealing a human ass.

Gary Oldman: Oh, I saved the best part for you all

RoboCop has an Intel Inside tattoo on his buttcheek.

Rotating his head around backwards, he looks right into the camera and says “Dude, you’re getting a dell”

Credits (classic 80s RoboCop theme song)

[Ddrak]

Loving it!

Dd

[Garrdor]

Do you like GENOCIDE?! Well, for one easy vote for either the Democratic or Republican Party—you can support arms sales and the continuation of targeted human elimination! This November, just remember that your vote counts! It’s not like there’s some extrajudicial body which chooses contrary to the popular vote, right? (Last time I checked, EC stood for EAST COMMONLANDS)

Anyhow, happy 9/11 — or as I like to call it: “controlled demolition insurance contingency day”

Also, a third party vote isn’t a wasted vote. It may not make a dent in the sadistic, immoral status quo—but it will be the tiny official voice you’ve been graciously given by your masters. You could vote Green Party and try to get them up to 5% for national funding and future ballot recognition. Or, you could do us all a favor and write-in for the only 2 ethical choices:

https://votesocialist2024.com/


Or!

https://www.cornelwest2024.com/

But fair warning, the above choices are GENOCIDE FREE - and advocate for really RADICAL things like human dignity and forward thinking policies. Anyhow, thank you deaf ears for receiving my message of LOVE, SOCIAL PROGRESS AND BASIC HUMANISM.

[Garrdor]

Also: I’m sorry to get holier than thou in my post. Garrdor is VERY SAD and HEARTBROKEN by being an American. That being said, I have a book coming out in December about being VERY SAD and HEARTBROKEN. I will personally send copies to any lovely Brellian friends who want one. Blessings, and may life shower you with EPIC ITEMS and Platinum Pieces!

PS IM AN ALCOHOLIC

[Ddrak]

/gasp.

Political post on political board!