Sex in a church

[Embar Angylwrath]

It's ignorant to say or imply all places are equal. I'd like to know if Klast were a judge, and if these two were caught having sex in front of bunch of first graders, would he impose a penaly on them, and if so, would it be any different than a penalty imposed for havnig sex in, oh, I don't know, let's say a McDonalds.

It's ignorant to say or imply that a person is a place..

Its ignorant to imply that was what I was implying.

[Select]

It's ignorant to say or imply all places are equal. I'd like to know if Klast were a judge, and if these two were caught having sex in front of bunch of first graders, would he impose a penaly on them, and if so, would it be any different than a penalty imposed for havnig sex in, oh, I don't know, let's say a McDonalds.

It's ignorant to say or imply that a person is a place..

Its ignorant to imply that was what I was implying.

It's ignorant not to realize what your own words are coming across as.

[Harlowe]

Where did you get he was implying that? It's pretty clear he wasn't. He didn't say it, he didn't imply it. Just because his example was of a person, rather than a place doesn't mean he's equating one with the other. It's examples of impropriety, various levels of impropriety.

The whole "it's ignorant" thing is pretty Michael Jackson.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/154561

[Select]

It's ignorant to say or imply all places are equal.

Stating that he doesn't believe all places are equal.
He then follows that statement with an example of what he believes are two "places" he wouldn't deem to be equal.

sex in front of bunch of first graders

"Place" #1
Compared to

sex in, oh, I don't know, let's say a McDonalds.

Place #2

Keep in mind one is a group of people and one is a place ... a place you're likely to find said group of people. It was a terrible example and I think Arathena and Klast picked it apart nicely.

He was attempting to use children to get a knee-jerk reaction and have us agree with him. They are not equal, for the obvious reason that a place and a group of people are not the same thing. There are separate penalties for offending the place. Separate penalties for offending the people. You can stack the penalties if the people are present and offended in the place, but it does not make the place any more special. A judge can ease a sentence or make it harsher depending on his views, like whether you're more likely to see children in said place, but the laws are still there to follow.

I'm not going to watch some ridiculous clip of South Park that you're attempting to use as an off-topic snark. It's ignorant that you think I would.

[Harlowe]

I think you are either going senile or developing early on-set menopause. Your false bravado is almost uncomfortable to watch, like Grandma not keeping her pants pulled up at the nursing home. Either you're acting like a bull-headed poindexter or bragging in the most embarrassing way. I don't really give a shit if you watch it or not, it's just more entertaining than you going "that's ignorant" like a broken record, besides it wasn't posted for you, it was posted making fun of you.

[Embar Angylwrath]

Ok Select.. how about

Sex in the place in front of a bunch of first graders, and

Sex in the place where I order a hamburger.

Maybe you can digest that.

[Select]

Are there first graders or children present where you ordered your hamburger? You act like there wouldn't be by giving this tired example again -which has been answered. Are you or anyone else present? If no one is there, the penalty should be different. If there are people there, stack more charges. If those people are children, the offender is in deep trouble. Same answer that's been given.

[Select]

Ddrak, can have my title changed to Senile Grandma bragging in the most embarrassing way or Early on-set menopause bull-headed poindexter.

You confuse going senile to menopause? Is it ignorant?

And broken record? Just me? Sweetheart, sometimes it's cute how you can be Embar's little lap dog. He said the word "ignorant" twice. I originally said it twice. Hey, that's the same number. Or are you blind to him because you're too busy begging for your treats?

[Harlowe]

el-oh-el.

[Partha]

Hormones, what a funny concept.

[Harlowe]

No hormones are srs biz, but vaginas are funny.

[Alluveal]

VAGINA

cat flaps
furburger
bunky
coochie
muff
pussy
grumble
hooha
poonany
chuff
wunder down under
cock holster
beaver
cooter
bergina
hush puppy
southern belle
honey pot
cherry pop
flower
vertical smile
bearded oyster
hooch
panty hamster
bearded clam
honeysuckle
vertical bacon sandwich
minge
crotch
nooky
quim
vajayjay
snatch
velcro triangle
beefbox
twat
poon-tang
Bermuda triangle
mud flaps
poon
bikini bizkit
hole
box
hairy goblet
cha-cha

[Harlowe]

Awesome list - though I thought "chuff" was the bumhole, because I've heard it said "take one up the chuff" in relation to men.

[Select]

How does Elliot say it on Scrubs? Bajingo?

[Alluveal]

I thought it was duff. I found chuff on a website about vaginas. I think it sounds more girlie, to be honest. If I were a guy I would not want to butthole a "chuff." I think that would suggest it's a pink chuff named after one of Paris Hilton's dogs.

[Harlowe]

It's definitely a butthole reference, it was on Little Britain, they kept referring to it as "up the chuff". If you Google it, you'll just get a plethora of taking it up the ass references.

Also Urban Dictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... +the+chuff

If that's not enough, directly from a GayLeso site.

Up The Chuff

[Taxious]

I've heard a ton of euphemisms for vag/ass that can be used to describe either one. I don't really think it matters so much what explicit body part they are referring to in the definition. Here are a couple ambiguous ones from the list given.

furburger
bunky
muff
grumble
hooha
chuff
wunder down under
cock holster
minge
crotch
nooky
beefbox
mud flaps ( )
hole
box
cha-cha

[Alluveal]

Ok, in order to take it off the list you have to come up with another one to take its place.

[Harlowe]

I think you are missing "yoni"! We use "noni" amongst my group of girlfriends. =)

[Taxious]

ax wound