1-10 "Boob meter" Don't ask how half boobs come into play.
Example: "The game was fun but short. 7.5 boobs."
10 boobs = Perfection. They're so beautiful that a plastic surgeon aspires to create these.
9 boobs = Wow!!! "They're real ...right?"
8 boobs = Mmm. Strip-club or Mardi Gras worthy.
7 boobs = Nice. Down-to-earth "girl next door" boobs.
6 boobs = Not bad, but they're starting to sag... "I bet she was hot when she was younger."
5 boobs = Average.
4 boobs = Fat lady boobs or mosquito bites. Not recommended unless you have a fetish for that kinda thing.
3 boobs = Moobs (fat man boobs). Sho ugly.
2 boob rating = Grandma boobs. You don't want to think about it.
1 boob rating = Shriveled corpse boobs that reek.
Post here if you want to propose a rating system for this board. We could vote on them later to see which one we adopt.Scale: 1-5 "FUs."
Example: "That movie was blah...I want my 2 hours back. 2FUs."
Complete garbage. = 1FU
Bad. Only mildly entertaining. = 2FU
Decent. A good rental. = 3FU
Good! Recommended. = 4FU
Fuckin' FUtastic! You'd buy it again if you lost it. = 5FU
Loon