I went to see Sherman Alexie speak tonight. If you don't know who Sherman Alexie is, then go slap yourself in the face and get busy reading:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherman_Alexie
Notable works include the screenplay for "Smoke Signals" (movie), Tonto and the Lone Ranger Fistfight in Heaven (short stories), and "The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian."
So, Alexie is awesome funny and he's talking about being born to two alcoholic parents who were dirt poor, AND, having a horrible condition (water on the brain). They couldn't get any real medical care on the reservation so he went undiagnosed until he was injured and taken to the ER. The doctors told his parents that he would probably die, or, if he did survive surgery, that he'd be a vegetable.
Also born with 42 teeth and had to have 10 removed . . . all at once.
Tonight he said this, "There I was, 7 years old, born with hydrocephalus, walking the rez, having three seizures a day, 42 teeth in my head, just waiting for the government to take care of me. I was part of the 47%. Fuck you, Mitt Romney."
I just had to share that.

Got a standing ovation.