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I know that these people don't represent the entire nation, but fuck is it hard to stay patriotic in this land so chalked full of ignorant simple minded douche bags.

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I find it ironic that she's a "victim" of being judged based on looks alone when she referred to last year's Miss America as "fat as fuck."

All of the above said, it's disgusting. It's also indicative of only a small percentage of our nation that happens to have access to modern technology. Most thinking people aren't dickheads, assholes, or racists. The ones who go this far are pretty much bottom of the genetic ladder as it is.

Unfortunately, I'm convinced that this is also the cesspool where they solicit candidates for Teen Mom. So, they're not going to stop populating the world.

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In total agreement with Allu.
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Don't stress, Minute. My country's no better. :/

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Alluveal wrote:they're not going to stop populating the world.
Did you ever see the movie Idiocracy? They touch on this whole "de-evolution" topic in the beginning. (It's probably the best part of the movie as well)

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Idiocracy is a scary prophecy that I can't help but think is impossible to avoid.

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Ddrak wrote:Idiocracy is a scary prophecy that I can't help but think is impossible to avoid.

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Yub. I've been saying this since I was in high school. I grew up in a small hick town in the south & remember a girl named Melea announced she was pregnant... again. The 3rd person in our teenage class of 63. And it was somewhat like an epiphany. I was like "Holy shit, all these stupid mutants are shitting out kids like a tenrec & even if the genetics doesn't get them the social influences are going to. We're fucked."
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It is totally going to happen because the Mormons need babies to get into heaven, so we'll have lots of those.
The stupids will keep breeding cuz abstinence is the only birth control. (YEE HAW!)
And so many of the smart, intelligent people who need to spread their progeny to offset the dickweeds probably won't have kids.

The average people like me end up having like 1. Maybe 2. And that's just replacing me (and possibly my husband if we have two) and not really adding to the population in a meaningful way.

All of you need to get busy making some freakin' babies.

Or just adopt some cute dogs. Because dogs are awwwesome!

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On the bright side, this is a small representation of the populace. And half of them were just trying to be witty (and failing miserably). Unfortunately, the stupid people are often the loudest.
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