This just in...

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:31 pm

President Bush has formally declared "war on earthquakes." He's promised to deal severely with faultlines in this new, bold campaign.

"Any nation which continues to harbor a faultline will join in the fate of that faultline."

Turkey, which currently claims one faultline in its borders, that threatens to quake on or near Istanbul by 2006, received an ultimatum from the US Embassy: Surrender the faultline or face invasion.

Turkish President Ahmet Necdet Sezer released a statement in reply to this ultimatum that read as follows: "WTF?"

Garrdor · Post by **Garrdor** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:43 pm

Burz · Post by **Burz** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:07 am

Hope those faultlines pass the "Global Test".

JamiesanTGrauerwolf · Post by **JamiesanTGrauerwolf** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:45 am

Typical American Hypocrisy!!! America is already harboring at least 2 fault lines!!

Rsak · Post by **Rsak** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:14 am

2?

Try hundreds if not thousands. While most are not nearly as major or face as large a slippage as faults such the one in California that caused the most recent quakes in the US the rest of the states are littered with faultlines.

Eidolon Faer · Post by **Eidolon Faer** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:05 am

I voted FOR the aid to affected countries before I voted against it.

Jarochai Alabaster · Post by **Jarochai Alabaster** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:27 pm

There's a fault line that runs under eastern Nebraska. We get the VERY occasional small shake (Most people don't ever notice them, and I've never heard of any quake damage in the 20+ years I've lived here). But from what I've heard, it would be more than capable of producing a major quake, and has in the distant past.
It'll suck to be us if and when that happens. None of our building codes are up to earthquake standards, I'm sure.

JamiesanTGrauerwolf · Post by **JamiesanTGrauerwolf** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:50 pm

Rsak wrote:2?

Try hundreds if not thousands. While most are not nearly as major or face as large a slippage as faults such the one in California that caused the most recent quakes in the US the rest of the states are littered with faultlines.

Yes, but most of those have never cause any harm. Only the Terrorist Fault Lines (TFL) (tm) are the ones that we should be going after. Like San Andreas, and New Madrid.

Rsak · Post by **Rsak** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 9:32 am

Ah so this is just a political "War on Earthquakes". You do not think that they are all bad, just some of the more vocal and attention getting fault lines.

Do you really think that when you capture and detain the leader of the San Andreas TFL that the war will be over? The quakes will continue and nothing will stop it until you take them all out!

Embar Angylwrath · Post by **Embar Angylwrath** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 12:53 pm

Good thing the Dems didn't take the Whitehouse, otherwise there'd be a new government agency devoted to reform and rehab of faultlines.

Narith · Post by **Narith** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 3:00 pm

Embar Angylwrath wrote:Good thing the Dems didn't take the Whitehouse, otherwise there'd be a new government agency devoted to reform and rehab of faultlines.

When it's so much easier and fun to just capture, torture, shoot, rape, and otherwise humiliate them!

Embar Angylwrath · Post by **Embar Angylwrath** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:21 pm

Narith wrote:
Embar Angylwrath wrote:Good thing the Dems didn't take the Whitehouse, otherwise there'd be a new government agency devoted to reform and rehab of faultlines.
When it's so much easier and fun to just capture, torture, shoot, rape, and otherwise humiliate them!

Humiliate... you talking about Lewinsky?

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 5:04 pm

No, Colin Powell!

Garrdor · Post by **Garrdor** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 8:49 pm

What are these fault lines you speak of? Why do you believe they are at fault?

Embar Angylwrath · Post by **Embar Angylwrath** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 10:19 pm

The left no longer considers them "faultlines". They are now supposed to be referred to as "victimlines".

Narith · Post by **Narith** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 1:42 am

And the right calls them terrorists, you know what they say there's one under every rock.

Embar Angylwrath · Post by **Embar Angylwrath** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 11:57 am

Narith wrote:And the right calls them terrorists, you know what they say there's one under every rock.

Yuo misspelled it... we cal them "tremorists"

Riggen · Post by **Riggen** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:43 pm

Nuke em all.

Til they glow.

Croinc · Post by **Croinc** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:49 am

Nuke Nebraska. No one will care.

Jarochai Alabaster · Post by **Jarochai Alabaster** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 3:26 pm

Time to move~