lightbulb joke

Cartumandua · Post by **Cartumandua** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 9:17 pm

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a replacement for a burned light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

Partha · Post by **Partha** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 9:55 pm

A: One. George Bush holds the bulb, and the world revolves around him.

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:07 pm

A. Give Halliburton a no-bid lighting replacement contract that pays $3.5 billion.

Post by **Ddrak** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 1:22 am

A. One, but it will take ten days because the Dems will filibuster the action.

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 8:43 am

A. 351. One to change the bulb, 50 CIA officials to investigate why the old one burned out, 100 FBI officials to investigate the same thing, 100 NSC officials to also investigate it, 50 DHS agents to try convince the CIA, FBI and NSC to share their Operation Darkened Lightbulb information, and 50 paid off conservative pundits to intimate that the burned out lightbulb is the Democrats' fault.

SicTimMitchell · Post by **SicTimMitchell** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 8:55 am

A. That lightbulb represents the values of our founding fathers, our Judeo-Christian ethics, and the majority of Americans as proved by our mandate in the election.

Replacing it would be a form of terrorism.

Embar Angylwrath · Post by **Embar Angylwrath** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:19 pm

A: One, at a cost of $0.37. Unless we have to comply with union work rules, race and gender quotas, unrestricted frivolous lawsuits from people who claim the light damaged their retinas and cleaning up the spilled oil from all the broken-down VW vans the environmentalists used to get themselves to the protests... then the cost goes to $70,076.00 per bulb.

Klast Brell · Post by **Klast Brell** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:31 pm

Q: What's the difference between Vietnam and Iraq

A: Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam

Aabe · Post by **Aabe** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:03 am

If Bush has a plan to get out of Iraq, he would be a fool to let the terrists know what it is. Given the leakage factor for congress, few will be let in on any such plan if it ever exists, untill it is not damaging to the strategy to become public knowlege.

Partha · Post by **Partha** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:22 am

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:17 am

It's hard work... it's hard work changin' lightbulbs.

JamiesanTGrauerwolf · Post by **JamiesanTGrauerwolf** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:08 pm

A. None, they are all in the dark, and can't find where it's at.

Zyllen · Post by **Zyllen** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 3:07 pm

Relbeek Einre wrote:It's hard work... it's hard work changin' lightbulbs.

Sometimes, we even work on Saturdays.

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 3:44 pm

A: Blame another lightbulb for the first one going out and change that one instead.

Burz · Post by **Burz** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:23 pm

Cartumandua wrote:Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 9:17 pm Post subject: lightbulb joke

SicTimMitchell · Post by **SicTimMitchell** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:01 pm

As soon as someone posts a bad Photoshop they didn't even do themselves!

AHAHAHAHA! That one always slays me!

Burz · Post by **Burz** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:57 pm

Awesome!

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