Grab your kids! Pokemon causes cancer!

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Grab your kids! Pokemon causes cancer!

Post by Riggen »

/snicker

Here's the text of the article for those too lazy to click:
The wacky, fun-loving scientists at the Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center have identified a gene which causes cancer. The gene, formally known as POK Erythroid Myeloid Ontogenic factor -- short name, Pokemon.

The facts about the gene aren't terribly salient here, but the naming is a bit weird. The article on Sloan-Kettering's site never comes out and acknowledges the similarly in naming with a certain immensely popular game series. Despite the highly sensitive nature of the text, some of it does read a bit humorously, however: "They also found that tumors with high levels of Pokemon protein were much more likely to be aggressive."

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I choose you, Melanomachu! Use your UV-C Ray attack!
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MELANOMACHU!
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Post by Eannyarah »

Ok, now that my sides ache, and I've managed to clean the coffee off my monitor... That was the best damn thing I've read in a while Arathena... GJ!
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