Valentines Day

Taxious · Post by **Taxious** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:54 pm

So I was wondering if you guys had any good ideas for Valentines Day. The best I can come up with is singing/playing Stellar by Incubus.

Ariannda Kusanagi · Post by **Ariannda Kusanagi** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 7:36 pm

That would depend on the feelings towards the girl as well as the status of the relationship currently

You dont do the grand schmucky romantic thing for some girl that's just MEH that you're sorta dating =p

superwalrus · Post by **superwalrus** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 7:59 pm

oh wow thats the fucking gayest thing I ever heard. Are you like 15?

Take the cunt out to dinner and get her a card. Nothing says I love you like an 80 dollar meal.

Walrus

Harlowe · Post by **Harlowe** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:25 pm

Gee, I don't know. Something sweet....like wrap a red bow around your dick.

Taxious · Post by **Taxious** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:09 pm

It's a he, if that matters. So far I like the red bow idea best!

Gryphranger10 · Post by **Gryphranger10** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:11 pm

umm...do you have a vagina or are you...well you know...

Gryphranger10 · Post by **Gryphranger10** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:12 pm

nvm, i guess liking the red bow idea means you have a dick, so number 2 is the right answer

Gryphranger10 · Post by **Gryphranger10** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:15 pm

wow i feel like a loser posting 3 times in a row, but i think its funny that everyone else said, take her our to dinner, or buy her roses.

Taxious · Post by **Taxious** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:26 pm

Hahahaha... oh wait.

Garrdor · Post by **Garrdor** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:48 pm

Nothing says love like poor mainstream guitarwork.

SicTimMitchell · Post by **SicTimMitchell** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:25 pm

If I were a gay man, I'd go with a bottle of Cuervo and renting a good horror flick.

That's what I'd see as being the type of advantages one should expect from dating another guy.

Bahd Zoolander · Post by **Bahd Zoolander** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 12:08 am

Break up on the 13th and get back together on the 15th. Problem solved.

-=Xilanthanax=- · Post by **-=Xilanthanax=-** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:54 am

raistle wrote:LOL A GAY PERSON OMG, LETS ALL LAUGH

Yes, clearly, according to the rules of this board, ridicule is in order.

Venimus · Post by **Venimus** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 7:11 am

give him something he'll always remember

AIDS

Grygonos Thunderwulf · Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:47 am

Venimus wrote:give him something he'll always remember

AIDS

ROFLMAO

but yeah I think garrdor nailed it as well..no shitty songs...just do some dinner...then go some place where you can just chill and enjoy hanging out with each other...if he's not a sappy person then I think that's the best course.. however if he's a mushy wanker....then watch bridget jones and give him a nice hand job.

Eannyarah · Post by **Eannyarah** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:28 am

I should think an eighty five dollar meal should top an eighty dollar meal...

Sex. Sex is the best valentine's present EVAH!

Nothing says, "I love you," like an awkward morning after... Unless you're... already... doing that... Then you just have to get really creative... Like a red bow. Or a shorn poodle.

Minute · Post by **Minute** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:35 am

I'm with Bahd on this one. Though, I wouldn't make it that obvious. A month grace period with the dates of 02/14, 12/25, and <enter so's birthdate>, right in the middle works well. It also gives you 3 months out of the year you can be plugging someone else without 'technically' cheating.

Harlowe · Post by **Harlowe** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:02 am

I think you are blowing it. Valentine's Day is your best opportunity for wild, experimental sex. Jaysus, breaking up on the most sexually-charged holiday.

If you want to get out of gift-giving, break up on Christmas for crissakes. Oops a pun. Shoot me.

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