I found out where Space Ghost has been hanging out

Ofjnir · Post by **Ofjnir** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:16 pm

http://www.soufoaklin.com/tattooartistbehindbars.html

EQLizard · Post by **EQLizard** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:26 pm

even macguyver couldnt make a tat gun out fo the bullshit that guy said he did, plus he wouldve been anally raped to death or just killed for the things they claimed he did in prison. Complete bullshit.

superwalrus · Post by **superwalrus** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:10 pm

you're a fucking moron, of course its not real. But its not bullshit, its called humor.

Walrus

EQLizard · Post by **EQLizard** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:38 pm

humor is usally funny, that was the shit you find in the enquireer that your grandma gets scared of, move along

gineeva · Post by **gineeva** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:32 pm

Seen tats made from just a sewing needle and india ink...why couldn't that guy do it?

EQLizard · Post by **EQLizard** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:48 pm

A tat gun usually has some sort of motor, at best he could crudely tat you w/ the clip and using the ink from the pen, the floss and spork are just useless

gineeva · Post by **gineeva** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:57 pm

out of a sharpened paper clip, dental floss, and a ballpoint pen taped to a plastic spork

Ok here's how it goes:

sharpened paper clip = needle

dental floss = keeps ink from running out of ball point pen too fast
kinda like a tampon

ballpoint pen = ink

spork = handle .. the longer the better for having to do manual tats...gives better forcebehind the stab

gineeva · Post by **gineeva** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:59 pm

I can't explain the part where he's not being tunneled out by a guy with a spoon though.

EQLizard · Post by **EQLizard** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 2:12 pm

maybe he just carves you w/. the clip and draws in it w/ the pen spork, the floss is just there for dental hygene..

jookkor · Post by **jookkor** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 2:59 pm

you can definately make a tat gun out of the ingrediants described in that report.

Of course its a Joke, your not gonna get legible dot tatoos on an unwilling person.
Unless their exceptionally stupid!
I had a friend who was serving 2+1 day and in his first week he paid a guy for a tat on his back, the guy thought that gordy was a waterhead (which he fully was) and instead of a chineese dragon, the guy gave him a penis tatoo. Which was actually mentioned in the paper apparently when they found his body a few years later and had not yet identified it. Good times~

Falundir X`Viento · Post by **Falundir X`Viento** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 7:04 pm

Tatoos in prison is very common and you really dont want to know what they use for ink..

Bahd Zoolander · Post by **Bahd Zoolander** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 7:23 pm

Did anyone bother to click the disclaimer link?

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Not that anyone smarter than a rock really needed to click that link to know it was fake.

gineeva · Post by **gineeva** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:47 am

Wasn't the point of it was fake..was if it could be done

EQLizard · Post by **EQLizard** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:17 pm

meanwhile, back in me and gin's ghetto tattoo discussion...

SicTimMitchell · Post by **SicTimMitchell** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:45 pm

I have a scorpion on my back done with a safety pin and india ink. Pin wasn't even wrapped with thread.

gineeva · Post by **gineeva** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:32 pm

clicky my sig..I'm a tat freak

jookkor · Post by **jookkor** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:22 pm

you can use almost anything for ink. Although some things are much less poisonous then others ;p

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I found out where Space Ghost has been hanging out

I found out where Space Ghost has been hanging out

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