SicTimMitchell

Klast Brell · Post by **Klast Brell** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 10:02 am

Check your Email

SicTimMitchell · Post by **SicTimMitchell** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 10:15 am

I did as you requested, and he was already on his way to help you.

I also laughed my fucking ass off.

Fobbon Lazyfoot · Post by **Fobbon Lazyfoot** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:56 pm

Sending private messeges dosen't make you look cool because you talk about sekret stuff with other people and then everyone else will be like omg he's being all sekretive he must have strats or be taking over the world or something~

Hey raistle, its a go on the Moscow deal.

You see? Now everyone envies us because we know stuff they dont and it could be uber communist bashing or something. It makes us look awesome.

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 11:35 pm

Trust me, Klast was making a public message for a reason. A fucking hilarous one (though not that he intended it as such.)

SicTimMitchell · Post by **SicTimMitchell** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 4:00 pm

I'm thinking about sharing our super sekret diagram showing the location of strategic elements like Klast's basement, his shoes, his keys and his phone.

Bahd Zoolander · Post by **Bahd Zoolander** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 4:10 pm

Did he run out of TP and need a rush delivery or something?

Klast Brell · Post by **Klast Brell** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:30 pm

Okay… I live in a side-by-side double bungalow. There is a single stairway going down to the 2 basements. Because of this, there is an inside back door to the house which can be locked, the stairway down, and the outside back door. My wife left yesterday and locked the inside back door while I was in the basement. I had my keys, my phone, my shoes etc. all locked in the house upstairs. I did have a spare pair of shoes in my car. While the car was unlocked, it had also snowed that night and it was about 100 feet barefoot run I didn’t want to make just to put on a pair of frozen shoes and do what? Stand around with wet freezing feet in wet freezing shoes with no car keys?

So I visited the rant board and saw that SicTim was on. I shot him an email asking him to call Relbeek and have Relbeek get on IM so I could ask him to come grab my shoes out of the car, bring them to my back door, drive me out to my wife’s office, and get some keys to my own fucking house.

And that’s why they are all laughing at me.

Homer Simpson · Post by **Homer Simpson** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 9:09 pm

Tim... why don't you include the email along with the super sekrut map?

Fobbon Lazyfoot · Post by **Fobbon Lazyfoot** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 11:06 pm

Klast gets an honorary Darwin Award.

SicTimMitchell · Post by **SicTimMitchell** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 12:07 am

The e-mail wasn't the stuff of comedy.

It was basically "can you please call Relbeek and have him get in touch with me."

The call to Relbeek was gold, that was when I found out Klast was trapped in his own basement without his keys (snicker!), his phone (heh heh!!), or his SHOES (GUFFAW!!!).

Bahd Zoolander · Post by **Bahd Zoolander** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:08 am

I charge $50 for shoe delivery.

Klast Brell · Post by **Klast Brell** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 11:00 am

That day I went on to sit on a popcan pressing it against something sharp causing it to burst open and soak my ass in mountain dew. Then I managed to pour soda from a different can on my foot while explaining to someone about what happened to the first can.

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 11:07 am

It was not Klast's day.

By the way, since most of you don't know SicTim in real life, you haven't had the privilege of hearing him giggle when someone is suffering and it isn't him. It's an evil, yet infectious laugh of mischief.

When he called me and I was already in communication with Klast, I wanted to keep Tim on the phone just to hear him giggle at Klast's suffering that much longer. Of course, I was already snickering up a storm myself at Klast's plight.

Added bonus: As the guy who went to "rescue" him, I got to fetch Klast's spare boots out of the trunk of his car, then watch Klast put thirty-degree steel-shank boots on his bare feet. Hee hee!

Embar Angylwrath · Post by **Embar Angylwrath** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 11:14 am

Klast....

Um.... why were you TRYING to "sit" on a can of soda?

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 11:16 am

He wasn't. It was an accident. I was there for that too.

EQLizard · Post by **EQLizard** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 12:05 pm

what a good friend (s) #=D
theres only a few RL frends id go thru that much work for, and theyed damn better have some herb

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 12:13 pm

It wasn't that bad. Not only is Klast one of my dearest friends, but he lives like a mile away from me, so it's not that harsh. Plus I was scheduled to have lunch with the dude anyway.

Kulaf · Post by **Kulaf** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:47 pm

Worst key experience for me was when I went to play tennis.....and locked my keys in my jeep while it was still running. That was a fun phone call.