Thanks Gay Marriage Ban

Klast Brell · Post by **Klast Brell** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:30 am

http://www.advocate.com/new_news.asp?id ... d=03/25/05

A judge has ruled that Ohio's new constitutional ban on same-sex marriage prohibits unmarried people from being able to file domestic violence charges, a decision that has prompted an immediate appeal by prosecutors.

Wednesday's ruling by Cuyahoga County common pleas judge Stuart Friedman changed a felony domestic violence charge against Frederick Burk to a misdemeanor assault charge.

Now I don't have to feel so guilty about beating my girlfriend

Post by **Ddrak** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:57 am

Excellent. Now I don't have to feel bad about beating Klast's girlfriend either!

Dd

Burz · Post by **Burz** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:11 am

Obviously wasn't a serious beat down if only misdemeanor assault.

Aabe · Post by **Aabe** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:21 am

Why the difference between beating a stranger and beating your girlfriend?

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:22 am

The law hates BDSM relationships.

Embar Angylwrath · Post by **Embar Angylwrath** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:42 am

Aabe wrote:Why the difference between beating a stranger and beating your girlfriend?

Girlfriends usually deserve it.

Nae-ling · Post by **Nae-ling** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:52 pm

No, wives usually deserve it. Girlfriends should be pampered and only beaten when they ask politely.

Embar Angylwrath · Post by **Embar Angylwrath** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:55 pm

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing you haven't told her twice before.

Narith · Post by **Narith** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 2:21 am

Embar Angylwrath · Post by **Embar Angylwrath** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 9:36 am

What's the fisrt thing a woman does after she return's home from the battered women shelter?

My laundry, if the bitch knows what's good for her.

Shallon · Post by **Shallon** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:42 pm

I pray you marry a woman named Lorena someday.

vaulos · Post by **vaulos** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:22 pm

The problems arising in Ohio say less about the Gay-Marriage ban and more about the shitty state of Ohio domestic violence laws. (And this from a guy who thinks that the Gay Marriage ban was a mistake.)

Embar Angylwrath · Post by **Embar Angylwrath** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:21 pm

Why don't women fart?

Cause they never shut their fucking mouths long enough to build up any pressure.

Jarochai Alabaster · Post by **Jarochai Alabaster** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:24 pm

One time, this friend of mine and I were watching one of his dumb animes about robots being passed off as celebrities. One of the characters mentioned that all the robots were women, and asked why. I voiced the obvious conclusion that it was impossible to program the higher degrees of logic and reasoning that men use, so only robot women were made because no one would believe a man could be that stupid. Then my friend's girlfriend slapped me, so I punched her in the face. It was great.

Saevrok · Post by **Saevrok** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:35 am

Pfft Jarochai, women are far more devious and evil than men.

Aabe · Post by **Aabe** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:53 am

Sometimes math can be fun.

We all know that women take time and money so,
Women = TIme x Money

We also know that time is money and money is evil so,
Time = Money
Money = Evil

If we then substitute we find,
women = Time x Money
women = Money x Money
women = Evil x Evil
women = square(Evil)

We can solve by taking the sqareroot of both sides and conclude that
Women are the root of evil.

Kinda nice to know a pure discipline backs what your gut has told you all along. =D

Embar Angylwrath · Post by **Embar Angylwrath** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:53 am

Jarochai Alabaster wrote:One time, this friend of mine and I were watching one of his dumb animes about robots being passed off as celebrities. One of the characters mentioned that all the robots were women, and asked why. I voiced the obvious conclusion that it was impossible to program the higher degrees of logic and reasoning that men use, so only robot women were made because no one would believe a man could be that stupid. Then my friend's girlfriend slapped me, so I punched her in the face. It was great.

All kidding aside, I don't think I could hit a woman, even if she slapped or punched me, unless I thought she was out to kill me or someone else.

Post by **Relbeek Einre** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:24 am

I could, but only if she enjoyed it.

Kulaf · Post by **Kulaf** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:41 am

It's all a matter of degree. I've always been a believer in the notion that there are certain lines you just don't cross unless you are willing to deal with the repercussions. A physical attack is one of those lines. I would respond in kind.....slap for a slap, punch for a punch.

Don't stand on the train tracks if you don't want the train to hit ya.